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H: Hook

This game is just awful. Its loosely based on the Disney movie, Hook, which was all right. But this game is just bad.

First thing you will notice is that you have a gimp weapon, which does absolutely NOTHING. Why give you a weapon if it doesn’t do shit? Its one of the great wonders of the world.

Well, the way you play the game is you go to different areas and collect a bunch of kisses, fruits, treasure chests, and kids. You have to avoid everything because you cant kill anything with your gimp sword.

In some levels its next to impossible to avoid getting hit, so you constantly have to take a bite out of the shit sandwich and hope there is a chicken bone near by. Another thing that is really anoying about this game is Tinkerbell flying all over the screen when your trying to read whatever shitty text they have there for you to read.

The music in this game also totally sucks... and just look at that title screen on the left. That picture is pretty much the epitome of how bad this game is. Pass this game up if you know what’s good for you.

Score: 1/5